We need to talk. I know you think you are so special with your ability to chew bacon and taffy and steak, but let me tell you, we could probably get by just fine with just our incisors. Maybe if you came with some sort of rewards or incentive plan - like cash or toys, you would be more fun and we would be more motivated to deal with you. All we get from you is a ridiculous amount of drool and a screaming, fussy baby. If you ever been a parent before, molars, you would know that that's not fun AT ALL. My son is clearly in pain and my mama bear instinct tells me that I must defend my poor, innocent little one. Maybe if you took after the people who invented the best way to rip off a band aid, you would be better - just make it quick and put my poor son out of his misery. Is that too much to ask?
Stephanie aka William's mom