Thursday, August 18, 2011

An Infant's Guide to Eating

Step #1 - Come dressed to impressed - it's the first impression and when you look good, you feel good. 

Step #2 - Concentrate.  This is important.  If you have to use Jedi mind tricks, do it.  Anything to get THAT food into your mouth.

Step #3 - It sometimes helps to use the double-fisted approach.  Twice the food in the same amount of time...
 

Step #4 - Make funny faces.  This doesn't help you eat the food, but food always tastes better when you are having fun, right?

Step #6 - You've made your funny faces, now turn up the adorable and look super handsome.  Work the camera and look good....


Step #6 - SHARE! Nothing shows off your charm more than if you share your food. Never mind that it's from the hand that you have been drooling on and licking for the past 20 minutes, it all tastes good.



Step #7 - Made a mess?  Just act cool.....this is the time to blame it on the dog....



2 comments:

Grandma V said...

That child is so flippin' cute! It doesn't matter if he is covered in food, Grandma would take kisses from that face. I used to love after you would have food all over your face and you would want a drink of my drink. Major floater action! Just wait! You will come to enjoy chunky drinks!

Jaclyn said...

Look at all those teeth!

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