I Dream of Peeing

I would imagine everyone has the image in their head of a nine month along, due-any-minute pregnant woman, waddling her way to the bathroom every 60 seconds. It's easy to understand how a bowling ball baby, pushing down on your bladder (and up and sideways on everything else inside you) would be uncomfortable and cause a prego woman to have to visit the facilities quite regularly. Who would have ever thought that that begins much earlier than growing that bowling ball baby?

According to one pregnancy website, I'm growing a kumquat this week. Does anyone even know what a kumquat is? I had to google it to find out.

(A kumquat is a citris fruit, that closely resembles an orange, only smaller and often oval)

So lately, instead of dreaming of bears or being a CTU agent, I'm having the 'pee dream.' "What is a 'pee dream', Stephanie?" you ask?? Anyone out there that has ever had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night has had to have had a 'pee dream' before. There are several aspects that will help define this sort of dream. First, you spend the entire dream trying to find a bathroom. The only thing on your mind is getting to a bathroom. And key....you wake up from the dream and you....surprise....have to actually go to the bathroom. So pee dream leads to me getting up at least once or twice in the middle of the night. What's going to happen when it's a bowling ball???

TMI???? HA! Sorry :)