Here is kind of how the meeting of another doctor in the practice went yesterday:
Doctor: Congratulations [shakes Steph's hand, shakes Adam's hand, introduces himself] They are still trying to figure out your weight in the chart.
Stephanie: [gives confused look]
Doctor: Oh, the nurse didn't tell you? They have you currently as a 50 pound weight gain.
[doctor looks at Adam]
Doctor: I was like, what are you feeding her, man!!?
As if I didn't feel fat enough already......still hilarious!!
[Addition] - I feel the need to add that I HAVE NOT gained 50 lbs. Just so we're clear......